4th wall breaking son of a bitch.
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
The thing about Doctor Who is that there’s Nine
And then there’s Nine
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
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it’s so cute i want an army of them
Are we talking about Clint’s new uniform? Cause I feel like we should definitely be talking about it.
I feel like he knocked Magento down, stole his coat, added purple highlights (because PURPLE) and then went, what does this outfit need? STRAPS.
Magento. That’s totally his name for the XXX-Men parody.
I’m STILL not writing “The Avengers Make a Porno,” but NOW I WANT TO.